"That, mate, is the biggest load of shit I've seen since I last ate raspberries."

"Could be worse."

"Some wanker just stole everything worth stealing from us and stuck us between fuck-nowhere and and shitter's creek."

"Could be better, yeah."

"Without water, nothing going to save our asses is all I'm saying."

"Don't think we're going to find water."

"What the fuck do we do then, genius?"

"Stay here and wait to die, or go for a walk and die sooner."

"So, take a walk then?"

"Nah. Don't feel like it."

"Fuck you. Fuck your stupid ass for getting my ass stuck here."

"Hey, I didn't start no fucking fight. I'm not the one who got mumma scared. I didn't get upset and say, 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'"

"I whistled for a cab and when it came near"

"The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror"

"If anything I can say this cab is rare"

"But I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'"

"I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8"

"And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'"

"I looked at my kingdom"

"I was finally there"

"To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air."